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Scalley Valley 

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
Scalley Valley by Dubs09 August 1, 2012
A scaley is similar to a furry, however, it deals with anthropomorphic reptiles and amphibians as opposed to mammals.
"Dude, check out this furry pic of squirtle getting it on with bulbasaur!"

"That's not furry. It's scaley."
Scaley by Argonian August 3, 2009

scalleywag

Scalleywag: a hoe, male or female, an undesirable person, unacceptable by social means, a "scrub" one who is untrustworthy.
Ain't no time for a scalleywag!
scalleywag by Cloudia April 28, 2015
Someone with a fetish for fish or other water-dwelling animals
Ewww, Victor, you're such a scaley!
scaley by aldrich_lucas April 21, 2011

Scalley Valley 

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum
Scalley Valley by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011

scabby scaley 

When you have a huge scab and its pretty much like fish scales.
Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.
scabby scaley by heyitsAL December 10, 2010