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Scalley Valley 

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
Scalley Valley by Dubs09 August 1, 2012

Scalley Valley 

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum
Scalley Valley by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011

vito scalleta 

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him
Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K
vito scalleta by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017

Scallywagger Dagger

A bitch, or scallywag backstabber type hoe
Scallywagger Dagger by Kooker89 October 8, 2020

scally wop top 

Southern Va,
-girls who are good just for a quick sexual intercouse session
--Whassup wit them scally wop tops pimpin?
scally wop top by Kevin Dubble You December 4, 2004

Scally Ripped 

This is a person (who is a low life) who is ripped; however he only obtains this level of ripped from the manual labor job that they are forced to do due to a lack of qualifications or a criminal record. These people generally walk around with their shirt off on mild or cold days to try and show off their scally ripped body.
Look at that scally ripped mother fucker who is walking down the street with his shirt off
Scally Ripped by captain scally 3000 September 14, 2010