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Scalley Valley
Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.
With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.
With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
Scalley Valley by Dubs09 August 1, 2012
Related Words
Scalley Valley • scalley • scalleywag • Scalleywagger • skip scop scalleywag • scally • Scallywag • scaley • Scallywagger • Scallywagon
Scalley Valley
Scalley Valley by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011
vito scalleta
The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
Don't fuck with him
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
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vito scalleta by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017
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Scally Ripped by captain scally 3000 September 14, 2010
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