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A mysterious and intimidating man of few words. Respect him and he will respect you. Sboven is the guy who will help you if you're in need(unless you're a disrespectful punk), however to rely on him would be a mistake as his motives are beyond your comprehension. To say he knows pain is an understatement; yet his pain does not control him, he controls it. His sense of humour is dark, yet very relatable. His soul is the color purple. Simply put; nobody who messes with him lives to speak about it, even if they're still alive after the fact.
In summery: Cool, unyielding, powerful, and smarter than you would think.
Luca: Hey Sboven, what do you think of hotline miami 2?
Sboven: No.
Sboven by thecupofcoffee July 10, 2022
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a sboven is a very cool guy. hes not too annoying, but not too boring either. he is also very smart.
chenz: hey sboven, you're a dumbass
sboven: no i'm not
chenz: fuck
sboven by boogla December 5, 2020
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Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who is so gentle you never wanna hurt. Someone who makes you feel like everything will be okay. Someone who makes feel at home
Sovenva is my home
sovenva by Seikko August 19, 2017
Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!
slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003

shövenpucker 

Shoving super sour candy balls up the anus.
Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.
shövenpucker by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

slovenia 

SLOVENIA is a country in the south-east part of central Europe and IT'S NOT SLOVAKIA!

SLOVENIA =/= SLOVAKIA
SLOVENIA is not
SLOVAKIA

SLO-VEN-IA is not
SLO-VAK-IA

slo VEN ia
slo VAK ia

understand now? riiiiight.
slovenia by proletariat May 18, 2005
Uncontrollable heat or high humidity, usually around 95 degrees fahrenheit or higher.
Luis: "We got a baseball game tomorrow right?"
Rob: "Yeah it's going to suck it's suppose to be soooo stoven out."
Stoven by Anal Bied July 30, 2011