A mysterious and intimidating man of few words. Respect him and he will respect you. Sboven is the guy who will help you if you're in need(unless you're a disrespectful punk), however to rely on him would be a mistake as his motives are beyond your comprehension. To say he knows pain is an understatement; yet his pain does not control him, he controls it. His sense of humour is dark, yet very relatable. His soul is the color purple. Simply put; nobody who messes with him lives to speak about it, even if they're still alive after the fact.
In summery: Cool, unyielding, powerful, and smarter than you would think.
Luca: Hey Sboven, what do you think of hotline miami 2?
Sboven: No.
by thecupofcoffee July 10, 2022
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a sboven is a very cool guy. hes not too annoying, but not too boring either. he is also very smart.
chenz: hey sboven, you're a dumbass
sboven: no i'm not
chenz: fuck
by boogla December 5, 2020
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