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The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015
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A fun beautiful girl with long brown wavy hair loves cats and is very intelligent has the funniest happy laugh and is always laughing. Sayumi is the perfect girl so if you have one keep her and don't let her go
Dave: Did you see Sayumi today she looked amazing
Bob: dude she is so out of your league
sayumi by Definer of Yo names March 20, 2015

White hand of Saruman 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

Saruman slap 

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.
I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

profane the sacrum 

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.
The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.
Sweet and cute but a complete dick at the exact same time
Mel - ¡OMG! DID U SEE SARUM TODAY HES SOOOO HOTTT

Chloe - Yeah but he’s such a dick to me and he’s probably dating 5 girls right now.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY FROM THE BISHOP WOODSWORTH SCHOOL XOXO
Sarum by Chloo is a hoee May 13, 2019