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Syrian Loophole Theory 

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
The Queen of queens. Beautiful, smart and sophisticated. No one better
"Here comes Sariana"
*everyone bows*
sariana by QueenSari December 20, 2016

Satrianic 

To feel very motivated due to the fact of listening Joe Satriani's music for very long periods of time.
To feel very excited due to the fact of going to a Joe Satriani's concert.
I've been listening to Joe Satriani's music all day, I feel very Satrianic now!!!!
This coming Saturday Joe Satriani will be performing on my city. It will be a very Satrianic day!!!
Satrianic by Frank El Jaguar October 7, 2013
A smart independent girl/lady long hair and always silly and clumsy. She is the nice cool kid in school. And fun to hang out with.
Me: I am not so picky so I would eat ANYTHING

Syrianna: ANYTHING

Me: ANYTHING

Syrianna: ooooh even POOP
Me: omg lol
syrianna by Heyimlucy13 April 18, 2018

satriani 

One of the greatest guitar gods to ever live

The teacher of another great steve vai

Tours with G3 which also includes steve vai and has included yngwie malmsteen

His best album is Surfing With The Alien which amazed critics and fans alike
Satriani is a guitar god
satriani by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005

Free Syrian Army 

An armed mob of mercenaries and hoodlums with ties to Al-Qaeda.
American 1: It's great to see people rise up against their oppressors man. The U.S. should help the Free Syrian Army at all costs!

American 2: What are you, a fool? We have a $16 trillion debt to worry about and you want to spend more money to aid these Syrian rebels who we know nothing about? U.S. intervention will be viewed by the Arab world as occupation - not liberation. For once, lets stay out of everyone else's problems and think of ways to improve our own country. All of our efforts in the Middle East have only put radical jihadists into power.