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...and that's when i saw the blood... 

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*
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i saw sparks. 

one of coldplay's famous songs one like that goes "i saw sparks."
Sara:Why are you still attached yall didn't even date." Aleah: I saw sparks.

i saw someone 

WHen you see someone and they're like hi and you're like hi and then you get together and eat together and have fun together and then kill.
I saw someone in my sleep.
i saw someone by Face The Raven January 23, 2017

See-saw-syndrome 

Using a playground as a metaphor for the sexual arena, this syndrome afflicts females that have become socially invisible to men in certain circles because they have been taken for a "ride" by all.
NMM
Merry-go-pound
"See that chick?"
"I saw that chick - been there, done that."
"Me too"
See-saw-syndrome by Cyn March 18, 2004

saw saw word 

A new meme on Tieba, the largest Chinese language community on Baidu, means "you give me oral sex" and is usually a joke between friends
I helped you do that,saw saw word:)
saw saw word by chirstain July 5, 2022

I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa 

Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.
John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.

Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa

Baby Saw Saw

Adj. Typically used with people named Sawyer or Bryce, it is an endearing word used to call someone adorable or innocent.
Awwww! He is such a Baby Saw Saw!!
Baby Saw Saw by Starflight109 April 2, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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