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Simostian and the lonely sausage.
This is one of the most Popular Bands in the history of music. No one has ever heard about it because of:

1. Queen Victoria's husband Prince Albert died aged 42; they had 42 grandchildren and their great-grandson, Edward VIII, abdicated at the age of 42.
2. The world's first book printed with movable type is the Gutenberg Bible which has 42 lines per page.
3. On page 42 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry discovers he's a wizard.
4. The first time Douglas Adams essayed the number 42 was in a sketch called "The Hole in the Wall Club". In it, comedian Griff Rhys Jones mentions the 42nd meeting of the Crawley and District Paranoid Society.
5. Lord Lucan's last known location was outside 42 Norman Road, Newhaven, East Sussex.
6. The Doctor Who episode entitled "42" lasts for 42 minutes.
7. Titanic was travelling at a speed equivalent to 42km/hour when it collided with an iceberg.
8. The marine battalion 42 Commando insists that it be known as "Four two, Sir!"
9. In east Asia, including parts of China, tall buildings often avoid having a 42nd floor because of tetraphobia – fear of the number four because the words "four" and "death" sound the same (si or sei). Likewise, four 14, 24, etc.
10. Elvis Presley died at the age of 42.
Me: Hey I have you heared the new song of SATLS?
Random dude on the street: Who's SATLS?
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW SIMOSTIAN AND THE LONELY SAUSAGE????
satls by SATLS_Member May 6, 2019
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caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people
Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
Chips and Salsa by spliffsicles June 25, 2012

Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.
Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'
Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011

Satisfrying 

Used to describe fried food that is satisfying.
- Wyd?
- Just stuffing my face with satisfrying chicken.

After a Big Mac and fries at McDonald's, I'm pretty satisfried.
Satisfrying by scrungo beepis January 25, 2017

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

vampire salsa 

heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
vampire salsa by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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