satarn

satarn is a smelly bum who sits at a desk and plays games for a living, they’re down for anything and have the funniest jokes

dude look it’s a gamer boy
yeah must be satarn

by barliey November 6, 2022

Islamic Satanism

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.

Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.

by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Satan

Junior.

Junior is satan, nuff said

by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Satanic panic

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.

The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020