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Sasuage

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
by SlopNChop April 6, 2017
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Sasuage

Look at that sasuage!
But it's so small.
by CakeCat July 31, 2018
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Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2016
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sasuage wallet

ruby and bridgette are big sasuage wallets.
by dusanmandic October 1, 2007
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sasuage in my mouth

when something enormous is thrusted into a person's mouth
dude this guy gots issues he putting a sasuage in my mouth
by MasturbatorMike December 19, 2009
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Sasuage party

A sasuage party is where a bunch of males walk around at a pary with their dicks hanging out at a party.
Big dick rick: hey you want to go to Rosa's house,shes having a sasuage party

Dick beater peter: sure I'm down

Big dick rick: also her milf of a mom is going to be there I hear shes giving a bj for the guy with the biggest dick
by Dick beater Peter May 12, 2022
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Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!
by CCC. August 5, 2006
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