Sasuage

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Another name for a penis cock dick or pecker

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!

Sasuage by SlopNChop April 6, 2017

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Sasuage

Don't make it sexual please.

Look at that sasuage!
But it's so small.

Sasuage by CakeCat July 31, 2018

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Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

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sasuage wallet

old english for the word ho.

ruby and bridgette are big sasuage wallets.

sasuage wallet by dusanmandic October 1, 2007

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sasuage in my mouth

when something enormous is thrusted into a person's mouth

dude this guy gots issues he putting a sasuage in my mouth

sasuage in my mouth by MasturbatorMike December 19, 2009

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Sasuage party

A sasuage party is where a bunch of males walk around at a pary with their dicks hanging out at a party.

Big dick rick: hey you want to go to Rosa's house,shes having a sasuage party

Dick beater peter: sure I'm down

Big dick rick: also her milf of a mom is going to be there I hear shes giving a bj for the guy with the biggest dick

Sasuage party by Dick beater Peter May 12, 2022

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Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!

Sasuage monster by CCC. August 5, 2006

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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