sastler 

An Alabama sister

“Sastler is pergent again for Funeh”

sastler by thelegolink October 1, 2023

Ellie Sattler 

The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!

Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!

Ellie Sattler by Monika69 March 30, 2022

Sattler 

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.

Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"

Sattler by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012

Sattler 

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

Sattler by Captain_swags October 11, 2020

Fister saster caster unit 

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.

Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.

Fister saster caster unit by Mergeman September 30, 2008

Phillip Sattler 

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

Phillip Sattler by Ol June 22, 2004

Saster 

A well-known musician in the Undertale SoundCloud Community and the Friday Night Funkin' Community. Mostly known for works as STRIKING THE DEMON DOWN, DISLOVANIAC or WELCOME (Resastered).

Q: Yoo, did you hear Saster's new track?
A: No, but I'm sure it's a banger!

Saster by utsc member August 29, 2022