Sattler

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When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.

Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"

Sattler by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012

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Sattler

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

Sattler by Captain_swags October 11, 2020

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Sattler

Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.

1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!

2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."

Sattler by MemoryCard April 6, 2017

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Ellie Sattler

The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!

Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!

Ellie Sattler by Monika69 March 30, 2022

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Phillip Sattler

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

Phillip Sattler by Ol June 22, 2004

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Phillip Sattler

He Who Shall NOT be named

We lost the R&R because of Phillip Sattler!

Phillip Sattler by Um October 31, 2004

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Shattler

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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