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The Saruman 

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A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015
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White hand of Saruman 

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The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

Saruman slap 

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The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.
I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.
Saruman slap by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009

Hand of Saruman 

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A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"
Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.
Hand of Saruman by Samuel Eels July 31, 2006

Strusan Susan 

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A Strusan Susan is someone who commonly whores him or herself out to random civilians. Strusan Susans can often be found hiding in dark places, or in the kitchen, baking up a sweet batch of chocolate-y goodness.
"That Strusan Susan was getting a little too friendly with those freshmen."
"At least she makes good brownies."
Strusan Susan by the other q November 22, 2011

The White Hand of Saruman 

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This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.
"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."
The White Hand of Saruman by Zer0tic September 4, 2006
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