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Sarmat, known as the perfect retard; is a complete dumbass. We give him perfect instructions yet he doesn't follow them, in this essay I will be explaining how sarmat is a failed product of evolution and how to fix his chromosomes.
Here is how sarmat defied the laws of physics, first of all you know Einsteins black hole discovery? He didn’t need to do all of that sadly, he just needed to look into sarmat’s brain.
His brain is so small that it imploded on itself and formed a black hole, thus he can’t listen to simple directions and form his own. He tries his best yet fails horribly in order to curry the favor of the public.
He thinks he is better than everyone even though hes a complete idiot with 2 IQ, and thats overestimating it. We have evidence to back up our claims, y’know like an actual essay.
Person A: "do you know sarmat?" person B:" oh that retard? Yea i know him"
sarmat by TylerB272 April 2, 2021
Sarmal is a Pahari Dogra Rajput Clan of Suryavanshi Lineage in Jammu and Kashmir. They lived in the lower hills of Durgardesh, so, also called as Pahari Raje or Dogra Rajputs. All the Dogra Rajputs are Khas Aryas.
Sarmal belongs to Suryavansh Dynasty which is oldest among Kshatriyas.
Sarmal by Ancient Raja August 31, 2023
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samatarded 

adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did

Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.

similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011
Me when the saratice prdel zmrd paleni čarodějnic bezdomovec
When someone is making fun of poop dealer

Michael is pooping poop...
Omg, he is such a saratice prdel zmrd paleni carodejnic lore bezdomovec
Saratice by wlodzislaw April 13, 2021
The most amazing name to ever have in the entire universe. It means great strength and astonishing beauty and knowledge. You would be super duper lucky to be named a Sarathy.
Look at that gorgeous, smart kid over there, must be a Sarathy.
Sarathy by Yigglebottom July 1, 2012
porc-meat rolls in cabbage or vine leaves
There is no wedding without sarmale.
sarmale by carmen. May 27, 2006

sarnathed 

To be beaten to the punch, for example when replying on a messageboard.

Origins : obscure. High correlation with mention of tigers.
Hahaha, dude, you got sarnathed !
sarnathed by HerrLinnaeus March 23, 2004
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scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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