Sarking

To be exceptionally self-centered, demanding, and deluded. This is usually accompanied by signs of impatience, an inability to understand others, and ultimately, violence. For an example, see the overall attitude of creativity guru SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy).

I shoved that little waitress because she wouldn't let me order off the menu -- maybe I need to stop sarking.

by sirenflyer May 13, 2009

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004

Potato sacking

To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.

Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?

by Unbaelieveable June 7, 2018

ball-sacking

the act of hanging your ball sack outside the front of your pants without pulling out the penis in a public place

I feel like ball-sacking today, but it's too cold.

by that random black guy November 7, 2011

Tonbridge Sacking

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.

We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.

by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021