Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

Tonbridge by Posh Birds Do It Best December 30, 2011

Tonbridge Sacking 

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.

We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.

Tonbridge Sacking by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

Tonbridge School 

Established in 1553, Tonbridge School is a famous English major public school in Kent well know for its sporting and academic excellence. The school was founded by Sir Andrew Judde and has a close relationship with the Skinners Company. Ex-Tonbridge pupils are referred to as Old Tonbridgians or OTs. Tonbridge's fees are among the highest in Britain at around £30,000 per year, higher than Eton or Harrow.

I go to school at Tonbridge School, its like Eton but its better.

Tonbridge School by LarrytheThird January 1, 2010

Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

TorBridgeHigh 

Not Much to say about this one but SCABBY is all i can say . Bunch of chavs. All Smoke the devils lettuce And Live in council estates with their windows boarderd up

scott:What school do you go

Ellie:TorbridgeHigh
Scott:CHAV

TorBridgeHigh by laylasparksxo October 17, 2020

Trowbridge 

trevbridge Arrest in wheelie bin baby case
A young woman who left her newborn daughter in a wheelie bin in Wiltshire has been arrested by police on suspicion of child neglect.
The 19-year-old mother was interviewed at Trowbridge police station on Tuesday. The woman, from Trowbridge, has been released on police bail.
The baby was at first thought to be dead, but showed signs of life and was taken to Bath's Royal United Hospital.
A hospital spokesperson said the baby girl has made a full recovery.

"So how many have you got pregnant?"
"dunno can't count that high, I'm from Trowbridge"

Trowbridge by Meg Lewis-Laurence (the L-unit) March 27, 2007