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sarabanbiche 

Tu no metes cabra, sarabanbiche
sarabanbiche by JoseWM August 15, 2017

Särbarn 

En jävligt fet särbarn. The definition of Särbarn is often a very sär fat kid who often needs assistance for every day tasks like eating, or breathing. Their faceces ofen turn into what you call "a resting bitch face". At birth they immediatly become castrated. Their voice often sound like a half dead beaver being slowly killed and cumming at the same time.
-Hello särbarn.

-HAMBUJAJE!!!!
Särbarn by Särbarn 69 November 21, 2019

sarbanes oxley (SOx) 

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
sarbanes oxley (SOx) by flatster October 24, 2006

sarbanes oxley (SOx) 

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.
Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.
sarbanes oxley (SOx) by Ferret September 14, 2004
A saubaan is a type of guy who always likes to joke around sometimes he seems genuine in his jokes but he is not. A saubaan is one of the bestest friends you can have. A saubaan also acts like they have down syndrome but in realty they are actually really smart.
Marko: what did saubaan get in his math test

Oliver: 95%

Marko: he still has down syndrome
saubaan by Avacadoasscheeks July 23, 2023
A girl who can be bitchy but is a true friend once known. Probably has tons of ex lovers and is serious when only thinking about her professional future. Laughs a lot. She is probably insecure inside but hides the fact well. Might be the kinda person who gets drunk with her boyfriend and runs away from home to only return the next day. Usually , a very popular person
Hey sarbani! Could you get him to give me his number since you practically know everyone!

Omg sarbani are you actually serious for once?

Damn Sarbani is being so rude.
sarbani by Jinxy37 November 2, 2020