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Sarband Machi
Undefeated Pro Boxer 29-0. He beated Mayweather in his prime. He is close friends to Poatan and Conor Mcgregor. He owns many electrician companies, and are worth around 1 million USD. He drives a Toyota Aygo because he dosent like to show off.
Sarband Machi by CEO OWNER OF GOOGLE.COM March 28, 2025
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sarband • Sarband Machi • sarandeep • sarandes • saranda • sarbadrita • sarbanes oxley (SOx) • sabande • sabandunja • sambandha
The Sarandon Stare
In reference to the original 1985 film Fright Night, where actor Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige woos the character Amy at Club Radio.
THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
Victor: "Barely legal... Cougars... GILFs. They all fall to the Sarandon Stare."
Random People: "What?"
Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"
{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.
Random People: "What?"
Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"
{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.
The Sarandon Stare by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011
Sarandon
A rare female name. Ususally has a warm, loving personality. Likes people, and always has something to say. Talkative, but knows when to be quiet. Very opinionated and shares her opinion when needed, usually to help someone, not to put them down. Likes to shop, and always has the money for it. Very driven and determined. Open to best friends and family, but not everyone. Yet, a great friend.
Sarandon by AugustaWilliams February 11, 2010
Sarandicapped
One who is completely inept at the use of saran wrap or any type of plastic wrap. Their mind is not developed enough to grasp the static plastic technology and thus usually resort to the use of wax paper or Tupperware. In extreme cases of the illness the individual simply throws out all leftovers and makes no attempt to salvage the remains of a dinner.
Adam is completely sarandicapped. He has the hardest time using plastic wrap so he just throws out all his leftovers.
Sarandicapped by Jangus Shaymuss September 28, 2010
sarandeep
He is an introvert still knows his way around a conversation , plays it cool with his insecurities but probably is the best man you ever met
sarandeep by Bett hehumer November 25, 2021
sarbanes oxley (SOx)
1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
sarbanes oxley (SOx) by flatster October 24, 2006
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