stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.
Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.
by Ferret March 23, 2005
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useless cow

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole
Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.
by Ferret March 22, 2005
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Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.
Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.
by ferret March 16, 2009
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Newcastleiens

Newcastleiens are fucking stupid
Stupid fuck, He must be a Newcastleien.
by ferret December 08, 2003
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office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
by ferret March 01, 2007
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Burnination

The burning remains or area left after an act of burninating (v). Usually referred to with the actions of a Trogdor. See Dragon.
then Trodgor Smote the Kerrek, and all was lain to burnination.
by Ferret June 06, 2003
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full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.
Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.
by Ferret March 22, 2005
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