Roman Sanders is an out going and very creative person. He is Thomas Sanders's creativity after all. He is one of the four light sides in Thomas's mind along side Patton, virgil, and Logan. He has many nicknames given to him by the emo nightmare Virgil such as, princey, sir sings alot, and- actually that's about it. He did spit yogurt and Virgil once though. He is portrayed as a fanciful prince and constantly reminds everyone of his royalty touch (despite him not being anymore important that the other three) Roman has a brother (a stinky rat trash man) named Remus.

"Omg he's such a Roman" Roman Sanders, a person who secretly cares for others but has to much of am ego to show it.

Roman Sanders by Five diamond July 30, 2019

Virgil Sanders

Virgil Sanders is Thomas Sanders' anxiety. He is known by many names (the best being Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce). He is emo, and enjoys My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Panic! at the Disco, and so on. He was originally a 'Dark Side' until his redemption arc, 'Accepting Anxiety'. Then he finally feels like part if the famILY, as Patton puts it. He is known by Creepy Cookie, Emo Nightmare, Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce, Charlie Frown, J. Delightful, and so on. When Deceit pretends to be Patton, Logan and himself are the first to figure it out. And Virgil and Deceit are glaring at each other like crazy, so they have some history. He can be paid to say puns, (I know this because Patton has paid him to before). Sometimes is self-deprovating, but Patton threats to physically fight him when he does.

Hippie Friend: why are you so Emo?

Emo friend: because Virgil Sanders changed my life.

Virgil Sanders by Just a Nerdy Emo June 5, 2018

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.

Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.

Janus Sanders by Pipperpipes1 May 6, 2020

patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

patton sanders by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026