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Dirty Santulli 

When you bend a girl over, spread her cheeks and spit in her ass while in a Mini Cooper. Booty anal
I was trying to rip a dirty Santulli and threw my back out

Nicholas W Santulli 

1. a man that looks like the eggner but has the voice of sinatra.
2. a man with a fear of mayonnaise
look at that hairy fellow who is that

its a Nicholas W Santulli

Dirty Santulli 

When you freeze your semen in to a paintball, and shoot it in to a women's pussy, wait til it melts, and felch it.
Can you believe Pete gave that chick a dirty Santulli? It was great...
Dirty Santulli by STLSASQUATCH November 15, 2017

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation
Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed
Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011

Santilli 

a highly attractive man who is very popular with the ladies
look at that guy, hes a regualar santilli
Santilli by jenny a May 11, 2007
A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
santelli by astronautjesus February 21, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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