A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.
D:"you're cool!"
S:"naw, i'm just santaire."
D:"that makes you cool."
S:"china."
Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.