A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.
D:"you're cool!"
S:"naw, i'm just santaire."
D:"that makes you cool."
S:"china."
The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.
Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.