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Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.
"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
Santaism by null793 September 25, 2015

Santacide 

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.
Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.
Santacide by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008

santanist 

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old
My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.
santanist by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004

Santaire 

A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.
D:"you're cool!"
S:"naw, i'm just santaire."
D:"that makes you cool."
S:"china."
Santaire by bfflz May 12, 2009

Santatizer 

The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.
Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.
Santatizer by Paintingpinkkitty December 23, 2009

fantasiser 

Someone who plays of a fantasy sports team.
Sof is a fantasiser.
fantasiser by sofsta April 6, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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