santaniello
santaniello by dan no December 13, 2007
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Satantello
The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.
Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?
Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.
Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.
Satantello: Fuck nah
Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.
Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.
Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.
Satantello: Fuck nah
Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.
Satantello by bull$hitter December 5, 2011
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Santangelo
When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.
Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.
Santangelo by Because your a whore March 14, 2010
Santangelo
Feeling inferior in the company of such great men, Andy pulled a Santangelo by bringing up Mike's recent visit to his family doctor.
Santangelo by MDV May 5, 2006
santanello
"yo that guy over there did her hair up santanello style- it looked like an elephant jacked off onto his har!"
santanello by the covenant February 10, 2007
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Roman Santangelo
Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.
Roman Santangelo by Landick August 11, 2024
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