meatball

fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft

jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!

by maker of minced meat May 8, 2008

Meatball

A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey

Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball

by Mocoholi December 23, 2010

meatball

a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.

"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."

by CrPg December 6, 2011

meatball

Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.

"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."

by Chris A. March 30, 2003

Meatball

your best friend. a real one. Someone you think is adorable and cute and funny and likable.

Who doesn’t like a meatball?

I love you, meatball.

Carley is such a meatball. Everyone loves her.

by Vegan Strongman September 6, 2022

Meatball

A short, fat, sloppy, obnoxious girl.

Snookie and Deena from Jersey Shore are such Meatballs.

by MEATBALLZ4LYFE March 10, 2011

meatball

Meatball is a term to describe a rather dumb person. We all know the kind of people who never get the joke when its told. That is a meatball and they usually lack common sense.

Johnny Applebottom: hey man that meatball just picked up a tranny and mistaked it for a broad... even after they had sex!!
Smelly Kelly: Ew man totally meatarded.

by dan gemmbont December 14, 2008