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Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.
Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.
Satantello by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Santanaology 

If you love and know everything that has to do with Carlos Santana, then you are a santanologist and are a part of the Santanaology movement. Viva Santana!
Santanaology by HoustonDelgado September 29, 2010

Santangelo

When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.
Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.

Santanero 

A foo from santa Anita 714 crazy ass vato that gets down with anyone. Bald headed Mexican with locs and Jean shorts.
“Don’t fuck with that foo he’s a santanero”

“Fuck that foo homie, pinche santanero”
Santanero by Joker916 December 12, 2021

Saltacello 

a German crossover jazz band of 5 musicians, almost all of them from Stuttgart, who are unknown in the world except that they are popular in South Korea. The reason behind is that they publicly announced that they like South Korea and actually used some of its traditional tunes for their music.
-Do you know Saltacello?
-Sorry, who?
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