Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.

Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.

by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Satantology

See scientology or the church of scientology

Satantology is really whack!

by exposing satanism August 26, 2005

santaniello

holy lamb in italian

Santaniello is holy lamb in italian

by dan no December 13, 2007

santanello

a bitch ass nigga who uses too much gel

"yo that guy over there did her hair up santanello style- it looked like an elephant jacked off onto his har!"

by the covenant February 10, 2007

Kylie Santanello

Itallian Meatball

Did you see kylie santanello over there?

by meatball lover July 20, 2011