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Santner
A sportsperson, who despite repeated failures and a general lack of ability, continues to “earn” national selection, while the media salivate over their “potential”.
Santner by Piss Cringle January 30, 2023
James Sansavero
James Sansavero by James Sansavero October 27, 2009
Swantaneous
when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.
Swantaneous by Nay Nai March 14, 2011
Santaferra
The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.
Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"
Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"
Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"
Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"
Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"
Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"
Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"
Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"
Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"
Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"
Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"
Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"
Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"
Santaferra by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010
Sataner's dozen
The number eleven.
Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.
Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.
Sataner's dozen by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009
Santanaology
If you love and know everything that has to do with Carlos Santana, then you are a santanologist and are a part of the Santanaology movement. Viva Santana!
Santanaology by HoustonDelgado September 29, 2010
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