Santaclaustrophobia
An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.
Santaclaustrophobia by kiechepie March 21, 2010
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santaclaustrophobia
the man felt a sence of santaclaustrophobia after being in the elevator too long. for not only was he in a small space and could not move, but he was also surrounded by at least 15 santa clauses, who were also riding the elevator.
santaclaustrophobia by joo-leigh-yah January 4, 2010
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santaclaustrophobia by jamesviloria August 4, 2008
Word of the Day on December 22, 2009
santaclaustrophia
1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
santaclaustrophia by thecoolcanadian December 22, 2009
Santa Claustrophobia
Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Santa Claustrophobia by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
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