santaclaustrophia 

1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.

2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)

3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.

1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia

2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.

3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!

santaclaustrophia by thecoolcanadian December 22, 2009

Santaclaustrophobia 

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.

santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you

Santaclaustrophobia by kiechepie March 21, 2010

santaclaustrophobia 

the fear of being surrounded by santa clauses.

the man felt a sence of santaclaustrophobia after being in the elevator too long. for not only was he in a small space and could not move, but he was also surrounded by at least 15 santa clauses, who were also riding the elevator.

santaclaustrophobia by joo-leigh-yah January 4, 2010