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Cansfield what a minging school it’s so shit the teachers are so mean the school uniform is crap. Cansfield should burn down don’t go Cansfield ugh worst school love
Ella: I’m going to Cansfield in September

Me: Fucking hell I hope u survive in that shit hole
Cansfield by Cansfield March 29, 2022
Cansfield is a minging school why did I want to go here? Teachers are bossy hate the school it’s shit I want it to burn they won’t let me go toilet and anywhere 😭!
Ella: I’m thinking of going Cansfield in September :)

Me: Good luck! Because it’s a shit school to go to ugh seen the state of cani it should burn down the school

Ella: Oh
Cansfield by Cansfield March 29, 2022

Holden Morrisey Caulfield 

Holden Morrisey Caulfield, appears in J.D. Salinger's Slight Rebellion off Madison, published in the December 22, 1946 issue of The New Yorker. This was the basis for several chapters in the book, The Catcher in the Rye where Holden has a date with Sally Hayes.
Holden Morrisey Caulfield usually wore his chesterfield and a hat with a cutting edge at the “V” in the crown.

Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power napin the middle of an argument with Sparky.

Mansfield Bounty 

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut
My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

Mansfield 

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds
“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

Typical Mansfield that”
Mansfield by Beaneyman January 4, 2019