sandtease

(N.) -- When you buy a sandwich in a convenience store thinking that from the looks of the meat or fish or vegetable filling facing out to you on the shelf that it will be full of that filling all the way into the sandwich as well. But when you buy the sandwich and unwrap it, it's barely full of the filling at all, and in fact the outer edge is all you get; the inside of the sandwich was basically empty.

‎''I bought a tuna sandwich at 7-Eleven and there was only a small helping of actual tuna inside -- what a sandtease! It was a completely eye-catching piece of display sales fakery. I hate that!"

sandtease by PRwiz101 August 7, 2011

sandersesque 

An adjective describing a populist ideal like those articulated by Bernie Sanders.

Her courageous dedication to putting people's quality of life and health before the government machine is positively sandersesque.

sandersesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2017

sanitease 

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

sanitease by Chuckd April 6, 2006

sanitease 

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

sanitease by ChuckD April 23, 2006

Santasexual 

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Sandeater 

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.

“Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”

Sandeater by Razak June 11, 2018

SATease 

getting a higher score on your first SAT then your second or third attempt

Eric: "What did you get on your first SAT?"
Patrick: "1160, i should dominate this next one"
*Checks scores*
Patrick: "Damn, a 1050 what an SATease"

SATease by GOLFWANG May 21, 2011