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sandflake 

A person from Florida, who at first glance, appears well kept and normal. However, they are ignorantly exclusive to one another in their narrow minded, severely undereducated, "flo grown" mentality. Their prefrontal cortex is severely underdeveloped and they are ruled by their reptilian brain leaving them forever to be ruled by basic instincts and carnal desires.
The sandflake can't be friends with the opposite gender due to their underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.
sandflake by Wildbill1984 July 2, 2021
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Sandraker 

In Tribes, a sandraker is a member of the Diamond Sword Tribe.
"Get those filthy sandrakers off our rock!"
Sandraker by Scudsoup June 12, 2012
Someone who gets salty in an argument of any topic and starts to lose and melts down in anger, frustration or just in general - losing.

Or

Picking apart the person with facts that she or he can give proof out. But your opponent can't counter, just saying stuff off of his or her dome and breaking down in anger or frustration.
That feminist Nazi is having a temper tantrum that men are stronger than her and breaking down. What a saltflake.
SaltFlake by MrAnonym0ose February 8, 2017

European Sandalmaker 

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.
"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".
Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."

Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;

because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.

They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
We had to cancel Halloween this year when a Snoflake complained that EVERY costume was offensive
Snoflake by mysticklemom October 30, 2018

Sandwalker

Sandwalker refers to a woman with a camel toe. Sand refers to camel and walker refers to toe.
"Hey man, check out the sandwalker coming in the door! Those pants are so tight, she got to use grease to get 'em up!"
Sandwalker by P-DaDdYm00s3 February 7, 2014