sammom 

sammom is the gayest bitch you will ever meet . he like to evesdrop and be annoying

sammom is gay boi

sammom by a potat of truth June 4, 2019

Sammops 

Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S

"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."

Sammops by sammigator December 16, 2008

kurkey sammos 

Drunk slang for turkey sandwiches

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!

kurkey sammos by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 23, 2006

sammamish 

a place where dads roll around in their BMW's like a bunch of 20 year olds, moms (most milfs) drive their Escalades, and the kids get stuck driving the Porshe or Tahoe, God forbid. Everyone truly thinks they are "above" the world living on the plateau. The truth is, they are too distanced from reality. When it rains, it pours and the people stay tucked away in their multi-million dollar homes planning trips to tropical get-aways. When it is sunny, every lake within 10 miles become a sea of Malibu wakeboarding boats. Suprising the people are already tan; thank you tanning salons. If you are a girl and have brown hair you dye it blonde, if you have blonde hair you dye it brown. Everyone is so insecure they can't settle for one look for more than a month... take trendy to a whole new level. The people are nice, but some lack serious depth. Personalities are defined by money and pride. Strike that from a sammamish born and you mind as well eat their soul.

What was once a quaint town has grown into a booming nesting ground for the some of the worlds richest and most stuck up people. Sammamish is the OC of Washington.

Despite all of this, it is still a nice place. Beautiful year around and plenty of things to do. If you love the outdoors it's a perfect location; Tiger Mt, Cascades, Lake Sammamish, Snoqualmie River, Mt. Si. They are all close. If you can afford the lifestyle and avoid getting sucked into the abyss of rich pricks, it's the place to be. Did i ever mention starbucks?

You know you are from Sammamish when you pull into a starbucks coffee and see every $60,000 SUV or full size truck on the market in the parking lot, yet everyone inside is a middle age mother nursing on decaf, non-fat, latte while sporting their new trendy workout outfit their husband bought them so they don't ever get fat while he is off at work making the big bucks.

sammamish by bextreme November 7, 2006

samomo 

a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with

I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.

samomo by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009

sammons 

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

sammons by Tran the man May 20, 2006

SAMMO HUNG 

A FAT ACTOR WHO CAN FIGHT

he is a sammo hung.

SAMMO HUNG by KEMPASA March 12, 2010