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hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

Hand Sanitizer 

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

sanitized 

Cleaned. Cleared of all bad things. Clean enough to eat your dinner from.
The toilet was sanitized and was a joy to sit on.
sanitized by kozzoo March 30, 2009

hand sanitizer 

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

Hand Sanitizer 

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.