salmons

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

by hashtagwyattspam April 08, 2013

salmons

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests

good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*

by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 06, 2006

salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.

Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.

by Denmark-Dan December 02, 2006

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 09, 2021

Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014