salmonism 

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

salmonism by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmonite 

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

Salmonite by BHart October 19, 2008

Hair salonist 

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

Hair salonist by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

Salmoning 

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

Salmoning by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Salmoning 

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

Salmoning by OneShot July 25, 2012