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salmoning
1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021
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salmonish • Salonish • Salmonfishism • salmonism • Salmon fishing • Salmon Shit • Salmon Shute • salmoning • Salmonize • salmanfishy
salmoning
Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018
Salmonite
Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.
Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.
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Hair salonist by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021
Salmoning
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Salmoning by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014
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