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salmonize 

V. To buck the trend, to swim against the tide, just like a salmon. To not be afraid of others' opinion.
Oh so you ain't going to that party tonight? You a salmonizer man. Respect.
salmonize by Devil-E December 20, 2017

salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?
salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!
salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Palmonize 

Palm on the eyes; slapping someone on the eyes with your palm
"Ouch did you just palmonize me?!"
Palmonize by Bob Duncann April 29, 2019

Salmonite 

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.
Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.
Salmonite by BHart October 19, 2008

Salaminizer 

1)A drunk, pervert , druggy, and a womanizer.
2)Oderus Urungus, the led singer of gwar
That pimp snorting coke of that woman's ass is such salaminizer!
Salaminizer by 13moorehuman September 14, 2010