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The worst feeling in the world created by the devil himself, when you get sand stuck on the side of your balls and you want to roll over and die when you attempt to walk.
I was playing in the sand and got a serious case of salls.
Salls by Polish chicken July 13, 2016

succulent salls 

a succulent salls is the act when one man takes his own nuts, dips them in a fruit flavored topping and then gently basks the other mans face.
vinny told rich that last night was amazing. vinny said the favorite part of the entire evening was when rich surprised him after butt sex with a succulent salls. vinny loves raspberries and rich knew that, so he smothered his bb's in raspberry sauce before basking vinny's face.
succulent salls by dusty zub's November 16, 2011

bussy salls 

hey sean your bussy salls
bussy salls by groveydovey April 14, 2022

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.