saison 

Water buffalo

Wow you look like a "saison"!

saison by Pecky Becky January 30, 2014

Saison Marguerite 

A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.

"Saison Marguerite, why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?!"

Saison Marguerite by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013

samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Brock Samson 

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.

Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

Brock Samson by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009

Sarsonogenic 

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.

Sarsonogenic by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005