A new religion and revolution in the dating app game founded May 25th 2021. Targeted towards seniors and people who just love being themselves and not giving a fuck about what others think. You wanna be a 50 and wear a speedo on your profile? We would prefer 85. Its a revolution against salty zoomers who spoke out against older ravers trying to express themselves. Our god and prophet is the great Mario Lopez and we pray to him every morning and night. All hail A.C Slater
Man Mario Lopez is my favorite actor I loved him in Back to the Shinder!!!
Hey man how did your hot Shinder Date go last night I heard that girl was a total Geriatric Raver Granny!!
You can go balls deep inside her and you won’t feel a thing, smells like Wario. Plays Wario ware with her cousin in the bedroom. Stinks at doing homework and will give you nothing but shit on how you look
When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!