saggy potato

A saggy potato is Jodie.

Jodie your such a saggy potato

by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018

Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!

by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013

Soggy potato

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.

"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."

by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018

Soggy Potato

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.

Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.

by DocChase June 23, 2010

Soggy potato

When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.

Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."

by fishticks August 8, 2017

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes

Bro, look at them saggy potatoes

by Ors C March 12, 2015

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016