safetyiot 

When someone is a bitch and is playing by the rules

The safetyiot is a bitch

safetyiot by Maxdoingmax July 23, 2018

Safetyism

refers to a culture or belief system in which safety has become a sacred value which means that people become unwilling to make trade-offs demanded by other practical and moral concerns

The word "Safetyism" comes from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind".

Safetyism by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

Campus Safetyism 

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")

Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

Campus Safetyism by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

rm safetynet 

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work

*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"

rm safetynet by R May 8, 2005

safetynetcoffee 

safetynetcoffee also known as “hayden❀” is a twitter stan (fan) account for singer ariana grande. she was featured on instagram account “arianators.wildin” and she has few hit tweets that she is well known for. she is also a good impersonator of ariana grande. her favorite album is dangerous woman.

person 1: did u see safetynetcoffee ‘s new tweet?
person 2: yes! i saw it.

safetynetcoffee by anonymous999977 April 6, 2021

Safetynetting 

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.

Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it

Safetynetting by ThatOtherAndrew April 5, 2023

Safetitties 

When the the safety belt of a woman's car sits between her titties, pressing her shirt up against her breasts making them visually scrumptious.

OMG Stuart look at those safetitties.
Oh MY Mell, thanks goodness for safety conscious ladies and cold breezes.

Safetitties by Moves3 November 23, 2017