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Basically means that we are putting a safety in children/people now
“Wow the kids these days are so soft”

“Maybe if the world wasn’t so full of safetyism we wouldn’t have this problem”
Safetyism by >(030)> October 9, 2019

Campus Safetyism 

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")
Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

Sagetism 

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.
An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

Sagetism 

"Now repeat after me." said the Preacher. "Bob Saget is love. Bob Saget is life. Spread Sagetism."
Sagetism by grungeXstylist May 31, 2015

SafetySuit 

A band that is so underrated, but people should hear them because their songs are so beautiful.
Have two albums, Life Left to go which was titled from a friend of the band that wanted to commit suicide. These Times which is a song in their album which is about knowing these times are hard, but they will pass.
Person 1: Have you heard of SafetySuit?
Person 2: Yea, their music is so beautiful.
SafetySuit by TJAlvi January 10, 2014
The new religion founded in 2000 by the one and only KingKai
the religion is the most easiest religion there is.
the religion consists of
1)Must go on the dance machine if one is less than a mile away
2)eat at KFC and not Mc donalds
3)keep it real and respect each other
being somthing that your not is not safeism
safeism by KingKai October 7, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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