Safely

The approach followed by those willing to risk not enjoying life.

Person 1: "Wow they're giving away free cars across that busy road but will will have to hurry."

Person 2: "But it looks dangerous if we take our time to cross we may not get a free car but at least we will get there safely."

Person 1: Sad.

by iamdamian August 13, 2011

safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

to play safely

To have sex using contraception.

Remember to play safely!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 19, 2005

Slide home safely

Using a condom while poppin the pussy.

Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.

by A.M.P September 22, 2005

Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

by ETMZ October 9, 2014