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safecracker

Person who removes female virginity at every opportunity. They reguarly boast of their safecracking expertise usually with one eye watchin for the fuzz. Safecracking derived from the difficulty and expertise required to crack a bank vault for the first time. After its been done once its easy to do again so they are constantly sourcing their next triumphant raid
Ed your such a fucking safecracker!

So how do you become a safecracker?
safecracker by House March 3, 2005

safecracker

A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.
Don't worry bro, you are a safecracker!
safecracker by Freeby789 October 11, 2014

safecracker

one who is a person of many talents who is also a dab hand at safecracking,according to the fat odd shaped manager! going 2 work armed with a giant toolbox with a boss who is as bright as that toolbox! why are managers such arseholes?
when u are giving me a reference 2 get out of this shithole, dont forget 2 mention i moonlight as a safecracker u nutjob!
safecracker by starstruck January 30, 2008

Safecracker

Any White person who is cool with niggas
That boy Jeff is a safecracker. If he wanted to say Nigga I’d think about allowing it.

The Safecracker 

When you lick someone’s nipple, rub the other, and stick a finger up their butt simultaneously.
She told me to give her the safecracker and came so hard she was paralyzed for a few minutes!
The Safecracker by justbookit March 25, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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