Soapentary 

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

Soapentary by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

sadentary 

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

sadentary by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

Skypentary 

Skypentary (n.) Derived from the words Skype and Commentary. When someone provides commentary via skype because they have no voice. Can also be used when one is overseas and watching a film with someone in the other country.

"Hey Lisa wanna watch project runway? You can totally provide skypentary since you don't have a voice!"

Skypentary by Ana Fortran April 10, 2010