Soapentary

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

sadentary

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

Skypentary

Skypentary (n.) Derived from the words Skype and Commentary. When someone provides commentary via skype because they have no voice. Can also be used when one is overseas and watching a film with someone in the other country.

"Hey Lisa wanna watch project runway? You can totally provide skypentary since you don't have a voice!"

by Ana Fortran April 10, 2010