Soapentary 

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

Soapentary by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

sadentary 

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

sadentary by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

Skypentary 

Skypentary (n.) Derived from the words Skype and Commentary. When someone provides commentary via skype because they have no voice. Can also be used when one is overseas and watching a film with someone in the other country.

"Hey Lisa wanna watch project runway? You can totally provide skypentary since you don't have a voice!"

Skypentary by Ana Fortran April 10, 2010

Slopentary

Commentary aligning with the "slop" meme products of LLMs, inspired by AI, inspired to subvert AI, that is self negating and also not, that ennobles the user when the expedient is identified as identical in function or form to slop making both redundant and paradoxical the symbol by its elevation to a metacategory with attendant epistemic slippage. It's the unhealing wound after good friday. It's the purple in the prose that's smacks of what a person would actually say. It's a lexically mismatched persuasive essay you write to think critically about what a fool you've been.

Today's Slopentary knows it needs help but hides instead.

Slopentary will beg to differ.

Slopentary by The Slopentariat August 20, 2026