Sackreligious

When an atheist follows his sack and pretends to be religious in order to penetrate a good Christian girl.

'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hot Christian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'

by Anonymous submissions December 19, 2017

sackreligious

When women talk about hitting a guy in the nuts, and the guy winces because he doesn't even want to here about any conversation about his nuts unless the bitch is sucking on them.

My girlfriend was making some sackreligious comments, which made all the guys wince in pain.

by Marco A Ram November 3, 2007

Sack-religious

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.

Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.

by Natural phenomena. May 28, 2019

Sacreligious

Respectless towards any religion, possibly all.

That guy's sacreligious, he respects no-one who believes in a god.

by Jafje June 29, 2007

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017

sacrelicious

Adj.

1) A description of a recipe that should not exist for religious reasons, but tastes good anyway. 2) Any cooking done with communion wafers.

Try some Matzo crackers and bacon dip - it's sacrelicious.

by The Cabal April 28, 2008

snokreligious

1. (n) A synonym for "bird shit" originating in the the mystery cults of seventeenth century England. An initiate seeking spiritual acceptance into the ethereal smegma of Scurnis, the ancient Assyrian God of armpit resin, would rub his body with noxious bird shit whose acrid fumes would induce seizures & delirium, during which the initiate's mind would travel into the future to read "Family Circus" comic strips whose abhorrent nature would induce what was thought to be a cleansing vomit characterized by a hacking gurgle known as the "snok", Assyrian for the word "holy mouth-fart".

(plural: snokrelig)

2. (v) the act of a bird shitting

"For two million dollars, would chisel all the snokrelig off of your car with your front teeth?"

"that twat-barnacle of a pigeon just snokreligoused in my hair!"

"I'm not touching your dick when there's snokreligious on it!"

by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009