'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hotChristian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'
Homer to waffle on ceiling - "Why do you mock me oh Lord?"
Marge - "Homer thats not God it's a waffle Bart threw up there"
Homer to waffle (after Marge knocks it down) - "I know I shouldn't eat thee o Lord... Mmm Sacralicious!"