snokreligious

1. (n) A synonym for "bird shit" originating in the the mystery cults of seventeenth century England. An initiate seeking spiritual acceptance into the ethereal smegma of Scurnis, the ancient Assyrian God of armpit resin, would rub his body with noxious bird shit whose acrid fumes would induce seizures & delirium, during which the initiate's mind would travel into the future to read "Family Circus" comic strips whose abhorrent nature would induce what was thought to be a cleansing vomit characterized by a hacking gurgle known as the "snok", Assyrian for the word "holy mouth-fart".

(plural: snokrelig)

2. (v) the act of a bird shitting

"For two million dollars, would chisel all the snokrelig off of your car with your front teeth?"

"that twat-barnacle of a pigeon just snokreligoused in my hair!"

"I'm not touching your dick when there's snokreligious on it!"

snokreligious by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

Sackreligious 

When an atheist follows his sack and pretends to be religious in order to penetrate a good Christian girl.

'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hot Christian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'

Sackreligious by Anonymous submissions December 19, 2017

snackreligious 

The consumption of traditionally religious foods for non-religious reasons.

Also, the conversion of religious references into jokes involving food.

Joe: "Dude, when the priest wasn't looking, I ate a handful of the wafers."
Mike: "That's snackreligious, man."
Joe: "I was hungry, bro."

snackreligious by theangelinthemarble August 29, 2009

sackreligious 

When women talk about hitting a guy in the nuts, and the guy winces because he doesn't even want to here about any conversation about his nuts unless the bitch is sucking on them.

My girlfriend was making some sackreligious comments, which made all the guys wince in pain.

sackreligious by Marco A Ram November 3, 2007